things to say to bugs when science finally unlocks the secrets of human-bug communication:
- im not hurting you i am taking you to a safe place
- do you eat weird crumbs cause i found some im willing to share
- you can bite me if you want but id rather be no-bite friends
- i like your big colorful eyes, very stylish
- please dont crawl into my sleeves
- (sings a duet with a cricket)
"what time is it?"
"hold on, lemme check"
guys bitch about gamer grls but have you seen those fake pony collector boys? i mean they only collect *one* generation of ponies and don’t even know what a flutter pony is pfft.