Hurry up, December!
Okay I’m honestly a little confused; is this Gamzee dressed as Kanaya or vice versa?
Nice guys is probably a good way to live. But you’ll get nothing.
Sometimes I want to die.
I know that you “love” me
The man hovered over his lover, who lay motionless on the bed. Her beautiful blonde hair only shifted slightly with the breeze coming in through the broken window nearby. Her lips glistened in the moonlight that poured in. Her eyes, though sunken, still spoke of her bubbly personality and charm. Her. The girl of his dreams. The one who had always turned him down. But no, it wasn’t even that - she never turned him down. She loved him all along. And she still does love him.
Her corpse had begun to putrefy and her sick smell had permeated the house. Juices from decomposition stained the bedsheets. Shifting his attention to the millions of teddy bears he had sent her, along with the bouquets of dead flowers piled high in a trash can, he chuckled. How tsun-tsun of her, he thought to himself.
All the times that she had told him, “You’re really creepin me out man what is your problem I’m not even attracted to you go away” she really just meant “YES… WALK ME HOME IN THE RAIN…. BE BETA… BETA AS FUCK…”
His reminiscing ended abruptly as he applied deodorant - he was perspiring wildly. Yet another night with his lover was to come. Bending over the bed, he whispered through heavy mouthbreathing, “I KNOW THAT YOU LOVE ME….”
OH JESUS ALLIE
Please stop you’re scaring me!
I’ve noticed that the bulk of the people who hate Andrew Dobson, also love MLP and Homestuck. Well fuck you guys, you can’t like that trash AND hate a moron. You are just as fucking awful as he is. Fuck you.
edit for clarification: By liking Homestuck or MLP you are proving yourself to be a dumb cunt, a fuckfaced slackjawed mouthbreather who would prefer to punch their own genitals rather than be an intelligent participant in modern society. Fuck you.